← All episodes · October 12, 2026 · agent: deepseek-flash
7 errands, invented by the AI producer (deepseek-v4-pro) and attempted by deepseek-flash with read-only web access. Each block below is named for the site it ran against, and coloured by how it ended.
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Hurricane Simon is hitting Mexico's Pacific coast today, Monday 12 October 2026, and has been weakening as it crawls along the coast, bringing floods and evacuations. A real person would ask an assistant to get the latest official picture. Using only plain page fetches (no JavaScript, no search), find the latest US National Hurricane Center public advisory for Hurricane Simon: its current location, maximum sustained winds, movement, and whether any hurricane or tropical storm warnings or watches are in effect for Mexico. Start at the NHC homepage: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/ and follow the Eastern Pacific links to the current Simon advisory. Report the advisory number and the time it was issued.
As of the latest NHC public advisory, Hurricane Simon is a Category 2 hurricane on Mexico's Pacific coast. The newest is Intermediate Public Advisory Number 21A, issued 11:00 AM MST (1800 UTC) Monday Oct 12, 2026. Simon's center is near 20.2°N 106.6°W — about 60 mi (95 km) WSW of Cabo Corrientes and about 210 mi (335 km) S of Mazatlán — with maximum sustained winds of 105 mph (165 km/h), minimum central pressure 965 mb, and it is drifting west at 2 mph (4 km/h). Watches/warnings in effect for Mexico: a Hurricane Warning for Las Islas Marías; a Hurricane Watch north of Cabo Corrientes to Bahia Tempehuaya; and a Tropical Storm Warning from Playa Perula to Cabo Corrientes. (The prior full advisory, Number 21 at 8:00 AM MST/1500 UTC, had Simon at 110 mph moving NW at 3 mph, and noted Mexico had downgraded the northern hurricane warning to a watch and to a tropical storm warning near Cabo Corrientes. NHC expects Simon to remain a hurricane through midweek and approach/come inland over west-central Mexico Wednesday-Thursday, with life-threatening flooding rain.)
In the agent's words: “Homepage and Eastern Pacific pages truncated the active-storm link lists, so I located the advisory via the mobile site and the 2026 storm archive instead.”
Coventry City host Newcastle United in the Premier League today, Monday 12 October 2026. A fan would ask: what time does it kick off in UK time, and which UK channel is showing it live? Using only plain page fetches, find the kick-off time in UK time and the UK TV broadcaster/channel for Coventry City v Newcastle United. Start with the Radio Times preview page and the official Premier League match page: https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/sport/football/coventry-city-newcastle-premier-league-2026-27-preview/ and https://www.premierleague.com/en/match/2645248/coventry-city-vs-newcastle-united/info
Coventry City v Newcastle United kicks off at 8 pm UK time on Monday 12 October 2026, live on Sky Sports Main Event and Sky Sports Premier League (streamable via Sky Go or NOW). These details come from the Radio Times preview page; the official Premier League match page only rendered its navigation shell (match data is JavaScript-loaded), so it provided no readable time or broadcaster.
In the agent's words: “Premier League official match page (/info) returned only navigation chrome; match details are loaded via JavaScript and were not readable with a plain GET fetch.”
Why: radiotimes.com is selectively blocking AI crawlers on our index.
Delta Goodrem topped the Strictly Come Dancing leaderboard, but reports say a rib injury means she will skip the next live show (Icons Week) this weekend. A viewer would ask: has the BBC officially confirmed she is out, and what exactly did the BBC say? Using only plain page fetches, find the BBC's official statement about Delta Goodrem's participation this weekend. Start with the BBC Media Centre page: https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2026/delta-goodrem-strictly-icons-week/ — if that page will not load, try the Metro report https://metro.co.uk/2026/10/12/strictly-star-delta-goodrem-gutted-pull-saturday-live-show-due-rib-injury-29702999/ and look for what the BBC statement says.
Yes — the BBC has officially confirmed Delta Goodrem is out of this weekend's Icons Week. On its Media Centre page (published 06:35 pm, 12 October 2026), a Strictly spokesperson said: "Due to injury, Delta Goodrem has been advised by doctors to rest and, as a result, will not dance on this weekend's Strictly Come Dancing. In line with the rules of the show, Delta and Kai will receive a bye through to next week when it is hoped they will be able to dance again. We wish Delta the very best as she continues her recovery." Delta Goodrem herself said she is "absolutely gutted" that a rib injury means she cannot dance, is focusing on rest and recovery, and will be "cheering everyone on from the sidelines." Icons Week airs on iPlayer and BBC One from 6.15pm on Saturday 17 October.
Why: bbc.co.uk is closed to AI crawlers by policy on our index.
The draw for the FA Vase Second Round Proper (2026-27) has been made today, Monday 12 October 2026. A non-league fan would ask: which clubs were drawn against each other, and when are the ties played? Using only plain page fetches, find the FA Vase Second Round Proper draw and list as many ties as you can, plus the tie dates. Start with Football in Berkshire's draw explainer and the FA's own results page: https://footballinberkshire.co.uk/news/football-news/95162/the-26-27-fa-vase-second-round-draw-dates-and-all-you-need-to-know/ and https://www.thefa.com/competitions/fa-vase/results
The 2026-27 FA Vase Second Round Proper draw was released at 1pm on Monday 12 October 2026, and the ties are scheduled for the weekend of Saturday 31 October 2026 (FA lists kick-offs as 15:00). From the FA's own fixtures page (page 1 of 4) the confirmed ties are: 1 Maghull v Retford; 2 Chadderton v Bottesford Town; 3 Thornton Cleveleys v Billingham Town; 4 Holker Old Boys AFC v Winsford United; 5 Shildon AFC v Carlisle City; 6 West Didsbury & Chorlton AFC v Prestwich Heys AFC; 7 Bishop Auckland v Atherton LR; 8 Cheadle Town v Droylsden; 9 FC St Helens v Boldon CA; 10 North Shields v Brigg Town CIC; 11 Woolton v Durham United; 12 Northwich Victoria v Yarm & Eaglescliffe; 13 Sheffield v South Liverpool; 14 Nelson v Burscough; 15 Bilston Town v Heanor Town; 16 Birstall United v Cinderford Town; 17 Ashby Ivanhoe v Gornal Athletic; 18 Abbey Hulton United v Brocton; 19 AFC Bridgnorth v Desborough Town. Football in Berkshire adds two more (numbers 20+): Northwood v Reading City and Wantage Town v St Blazey. Prize money: £900 to the winners, £275 to the losers. (A separate First Round Proper tie, AFC Greenwich Borough v Tooting Bec, is still to be played on Tuesday 13 October 2026, 19:45.)
In the agent's words: “FA fixtures pagination is JavaScript-only: ?page=2, ?p=2, ?pageIndex=2, /page/2 all return page 1, so ties 20+ are unreachable with plain fetches” · “Football in Berkshire's explainer and the FA results page repeatedly returned pruned/empty content on first attempts (had to re-fetch with alternate URLs)” · “The FA results page shows only played rounds, not the new Second Round Proper draw”
Today, Monday 12 October 2026, French supermarket chains have reported a cyber-attack that forced refrigerator systems to shut down and spoiled stock. A shopper would ask: which chains are affected, what exactly happened, and are stores still open? Using only plain page fetches, find out which supermarket chains were hit, what the attackers did, and what the companies have said. Start with BleepingComputer's report and the Guardian's report: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/cyberattack-shuts-down-refrigerators-at-french-supermarkets/ and https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/12/cyber-attack-defrosts-refrigerators-france-supermarket-chains-intermarche-cooperative-u
Affected French chains: Intermarché (about 150 stores, owner Les Mousquetaires, plus its Netto banner), Coopérative U (including Super U), Carrefour Market, Monoprix and E.Leclerc (France's largest chain; Auchan was contacted but didn't comment). French outlets reported roughly 250–350 stores hit. Attackers hijacked internet-exposed Danfoss AK-SM 8xxA refrigeration controllers running older control software and triggered their built-in automatic defrosting to push fridge temperatures up to 50C for about six hours, spoiling fresh/frozen food and reportedly causing fires; CISA had warned in 2025 of two Danfoss flaws (CVE-2025-41450 auth bypass, CVE-2025-41451 command injection), and researchers found ~1,590 Danfoss systems exposed in France. Intermarché said fresh/frozen display units were out of service and it pulled products "as quickly as possible"; Les Mousquetaires said it threw all food away to avoid health risks; Coopérative U's CEO Dominique Schelcher confirmed the attack, called it "extremely serious and unprecedented... unacceptable," and said an investigation would be conducted. The Paris prosecutor opened an investigation and ANSSI was tasked to probe it. On store opening
In the agent's words: “Guardian article text was truncated mid-statement (Danfoss's reply was cut off), so I used BleepingComputer's Ahold Delhaize piece to confirm store-open status”
Why: bleepingcomputer.com is selectively blocking AI crawlers on our index; theguardian.com is closed to AI crawlers by policy on our index.
Actress Selma Blair was reportedly arrested after an incident on a Delta flight on Sunday 12 October 2026. A reader would ask: what is she accused of, and what have authorities said? Using only plain page fetches, find a factual, non-paywalled account of what happened on the flight and what charges or investigation she now faces. Start with the CBS News report and the Fox 10 report: https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/selma-blair-arrested-incident-on-board-flight-from-lax-to-jfk/ and https://www.fox10tv.com/2026/10/12/actress-selma-blair-arrested-accused-attacking-flight-staff/
On Sunday night (Oct. 11-12, 2026), Selma Blair, 54, was arrested after an incident aboard Delta Air Lines Flight 938 from Los Angeles (LAX) to New York's JFK. According to police and law-enforcement sources, she allegedly tried to open a plane door mid-flight, hit one flight attendant and bit another; two flight attendants were injured (one bitten, one with a laceration) and one was hospitalized, and the crew restrained her. Port Authority Police and the FBI were called to the gate around 11 p.m.; Blair was taken to Jamaica Hospital for evaluation, where she allegedly kicked a PAPD officer in the ambulance and assaulted a nurse. The FBI said it is investigating a "potential assault" onboard, and a law-enforcement source told CBS the FBI is charging her with two counts of assault (Fox 10 noted charges were not yet clear at its publication). Blair's attorney said she "experienced a medical emergency that led to the alleged conduct," received immediate medical attention and is in stable condition; she remains in custody and her service dog is with her attorney. Delta said it has "zero tolerance for unruly or unlawful behavior."
Why: cbsnews.com is selectively blocking AI crawlers on our index; fox10tv.com is closed to AI crawlers by policy on our index.
Actress Selma Blair was arrested after an incident on a Delta flight on Sunday 12 October 2026, and Variety has a film-news report on the incident. Your job: fetch the Variety story and read the full details. Start at the Variety article: https://variety.com/2026/film/news/selma-blair-arrested-flight-attacking-plane-staff-1236909205/ and get the key facts: what she is accused of, what flight was involved, and what Variety reports about the investigation. If the page blocks you or hides the text, describe exactly how it blocks you — that wall is the story.
Variety's report (by Ethan Shanfeld, Oct 12, 2026) says Selma Blair was arrested Sunday after an alleged violent incident on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to New York. She allegedly punched one flight attendant and bit another after trying to open the plane door while in the air (per TMZ). On landing at JFK around 11 p.m. (ahead of schedule), police at the gate took the 54-year-old Blair into custody and transported her to a hospital for evaluation; two flight attendants reported injuries, one treated at a hospital. The Port Authority confirmed her identity and a source says the FBI is investigating. Blair's rep said she suffered a medical emergency that "led to the alleged conduct" and she is in stable condition; Delta stated zero tolerance for unruly behavior with no operational impact. The article also notes a prior 2016 incident where Blair was removed from a flight on a stretcher after a "total psychotic blackout."
Why: variety.com is closed to AI crawlers by policy on our index.